I have recently purchased a lot in the heart of a small city's downtown area. It was once used by locals to watch movies projected on an adjacent parking complex, but now the will be forced to watch 1950s movies in their homes like animals. Those plebeians always trying to get something for nothing. Don't get me wrong, I feel slightly sympathetic to their cause. It would be mildly heartbreaking to have a weekly routine of watching movies outdoors with friends destroyed because some millionaire decided to put a new seven story hotel, but that's life. You can either make a million dollars or a million tears. The choice was theirs and always has been. I choose millions of dollars and they choose to cry all the way home.

It's been two weeks since construction began and I could not have been happier to have purchased the amount of builder's insurance from goldblend.com that I did. Turns out the locals have been doing a little more than just spilling a few tears. Seems that they are not above corporate terrorism. In two weeks we had to rebuild the foundation three times due to sabotage. Fortunately my builder's insurance covers this and it has actually made me more money, so that's a plus. I still can't believe they are so upset about not being able to watch a free movie now and again. Don't they realize that watching a movie with walls, air conditioning, and room service is the only way to truly enjoy a movie. I can't say I spend a lot of time watching movies, but I would definitely be watching one in my new hotel.

Four months have gone by and construction is slowly progressing thanks to all the acts of vandalism on my hotel. Last week they set fire to the main hallway, which meant I was finally able to afford the elegant new wallpaper I wanted. Thanks guys, keep up the good work. The funny thing is I would not be surprised if they made a movie about this fifty years from now and a hundred years from now they were showing on the side of some building. It would be call “The Hotel That Turned A Small Town Into A Wonderful Place To Live and How All The Townsfolk Learned to Love And Admire The Brilliant Man Behind Its Construction.” I think its a catchy title, but I'll leave that up to those Hollywood types.

My hotel is finally complete and I could not be more pleased with the results. The acts and threats of malice on my beautiful new building have completely ceased. All that remains is the exquisite structure that impresses all who lay eyes upon it. None of this would have been possible if it wasn't for my builder's insurance. In fact they should make a movie about Building Insurance Man. A superhero for corporation, protecting the progress and profits from the backwoods yokels. Because there is one thing I know for sure, my building insurance has saved the day and jobs of countless employees.